Race Game

If youre the guy what will you do?
Lol#
: Teacher:- what is 1+1?
Children: 8"
Teacher: "correct" what is 2+5?
Children: "14"
Teacher:- "correct"
Teacher:- "what is 4+6?
Children:"20
Teacher:-"correct, Who is d president of nigeria?
Children. Olamide
Teacher. Correct, Who is d governor of anambra
state?
Children. Tiwa Savage
Teacher. Correct
Teacher:- Good its gonna Remain like that until
government increases my salary!
=))
[10:21PM, 8/5/2016] Amhed Gafar: American relationship:
Ist day= Date
2nd day =hug
3rd day= hug again
4th day= kiss
5th day= long kiss 6th day =sex
.
Nigerian Relationship:
1st day = Toast
2nd day = Toast again
3rd day = Toast again 4th day = Agree
5th day =Date
6th day = Tried to hug but failed
7th day = Hug
8th day = Tried to kiss but failed
9th day = Kiss 10th day = Long kiss
11th day =Tried to have sex but failed
12th day = Tried to have sex but failed
13th day = Tried to have sex but failed
again
14th day = R.APE!!!!!
Good morning nigerians !!!
[10:38PM, 8/5/2016] Amhed Gafar: When u are using ur body spray, u use it like this
“fuuu fuu fu"
But when u borrowed somebodys own, u use like this
"fuu fuu fu" then u shake and start
“fuuuuuuuuu fuuuuuuuuu fuuuuuuuuuu
fuuuuuuu fuuuuu"
And u think u would make it to #Heaven .
My broda God is watching u oh.
#Lolz...CSL

Source of the joke Amhed (Dolapo)

 Source of the joke :Dolapo (hammed)

 Source of the joke :Dolapo (hammed)