Showing posts with label alone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label alone. Show all posts

Thursday, May 11, 2017

Sunday joke dont laugh alone hahaha

Sunday joke dont laugh alone hahaha



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Monday, May 8, 2017

The Fat man joke dont laugh alone guys

The Fat man joke dont laugh alone guys


A fat man saw an
advertisement that
said, “Lose 5kg in a
week.”
He made a phone call
and said, “I would like
to join!” The lady who
responded welcomed
the idea and asked him
to be ready 6am the
following day.
The following morning,
he got to the gym and
was taken to a room.
He opened the door and
found a beautiful
woman there clad in
only a shirt and
under pants.
She said, “If you can
catch me, you can sleep
with me!” The lady
started running, while
the man started to run
after her. But he could
not catch her. During
the whole week, he
tried hard to catch her
but could not.
He,
however, lost 5kg in the
process!
He then asked for the
10kg programme. The
next time, he opened
the door and found
another woman clad in
a bikini who said, “If
you catch me, you can
sleep with me.”
He lost 10kg that week
although he did not
catch the woman. So,
he thought this was an
awesome programme
and then requested the
25kg weight loss
programme.
The lady said, “Are you
sure? It’s really tough!”
“Why not?”, he asked.
The following day at
6am, he opened the
door expecting to see a
totally naked girl. But he
found a mad woman
instead.
The mad woman said,
“If I catch you, I will
sleep with you!”
That week, the man
lost 40kg.
Keep laughing pals


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Saturday, April 8, 2017

The funny boy and his parent dont laugh alone

The funny boy and his parent dont laugh alone


I was watching one American
film yesterday night with my
Dad and Mum, as we were
watching the film, a young
boy of my age started romancing
his girlfriend, they kissed each
other and when the guys hand
crossed the girls private part, I
looked straight at my dad and
noticed that his eyes had changed,
then I focused my eyes more on the
film even though I knew my dad
wanted me to leave the parlour at
once, I did not care. They were still
kissing, this time hotter, then they
both fell on the bed and the guy
was about to open the girls bra.
My Dad looked at me with his red
eyes and shouted
"have you ironed the car?"
.
.
I was like.. Yes sir. Infact I put starch������

Morning


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Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Mid joke of the week dont laugh alone guys hahah ous

Mid joke of the week dont laugh alone guys hahah ous


I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629." 

 A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

 A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isnt paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how youre thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how youre thinking!"
 
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