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Sunday joke dont laugh alone hahaha

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The Fat man joke dont laugh alone guys

A fat man saw an
advertisement that
said, “Lose 5kg in a
week.”
He made a phone call
and said, “I would like
to join!” The lady who
responded welcomed
the idea and asked him
to be ready 6am the
following day.
The following morning,
he got to the gym and
was taken to a room.
He opened the door and
found a beautiful
woman there clad in
only a shirt and
under pants.
She said, “If you can
catch me, you can sleep
with me!” The lady
started running, while
the man started to run
after her. But he could
not catch her. During
the whole week, he
tried hard to catch her
but could not.
He,
however, lost 5kg in the
process!
He then asked for the
10kg programme. The
next time, he opened
the door and found
another woman clad in
a bikini who said, “If
you catch me, you can
sleep with me.”
He lost 10kg that week
although he did not
catch the woman. So,
he thought this was an
awesome programme
and then requested the
25kg weight loss
programme.
The lady said, “Are you
sure? It’s really tough!”
“Why not?”, he asked.
The following day at
6am, he opened the
door expecting to see a
totally naked girl. But he
found a mad woman
instead.
The mad woman said,
“If I catch you, I will
sleep with you!”
That week, the man
lost 40kg.
Keep laughing pals

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The funny boy and his parent dont laugh alone

I was watching one American
film yesterday night with my
Dad and Mum, as we were
watching the film, a young
boy of my age started romancing
his girlfriend, they kissed each
other and when the guys hand
crossed the girls private part, I
looked straight at my dad and
noticed that his eyes had changed,
then I focused my eyes more on the
film even though I knew my dad
wanted me to leave the parlour at
once, I did not care. They were still
kissing, this time hotter, then they
both fell on the bed and the guy
was about to open the girls bra.
My Dad looked at me with his red
eyes and shouted
"have you ironed the car?"
.
.
I was like.. Yes sir. Infact I put starch������

Morning

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Mid joke of the week dont laugh alone guys hahah ous

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