Showing posts with label guys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label guys. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Latest New Mtn XtraData Code For 20Gb With N20 Only get yours guys

Latest New Mtn XtraData Code For 20Gb With N20 Only get yours guys


Hello guys, this is really HOT... Mtn XtraPro are at it again as they are giving us free browsing Megabytes and calling for just #20 You can use it to browse and call unlimitedly but I think it selects sims but still try your luck..
See how to subscribe below;
Simply Dial *298*2*2#
Choose Xtra data choose
20gb for 20,000And you will be given 20gb free and you must have atleast N20 on your phone to activate this trick. Note: To check Your Balance dial *559*61#





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Monday, May 8, 2017

The Fat man joke dont laugh alone guys

The Fat man joke dont laugh alone guys


A fat man saw an
advertisement that
said, “Lose 5kg in a
week.”
He made a phone call
and said, “I would like
to join!” The lady who
responded welcomed
the idea and asked him
to be ready 6am the
following day.
The following morning,
he got to the gym and
was taken to a room.
He opened the door and
found a beautiful
woman there clad in
only a shirt and
under pants.
She said, “If you can
catch me, you can sleep
with me!” The lady
started running, while
the man started to run
after her. But he could
not catch her. During
the whole week, he
tried hard to catch her
but could not.
He,
however, lost 5kg in the
process!
He then asked for the
10kg programme. The
next time, he opened
the door and found
another woman clad in
a bikini who said, “If
you catch me, you can
sleep with me.”
He lost 10kg that week
although he did not
catch the woman. So,
he thought this was an
awesome programme
and then requested the
25kg weight loss
programme.
The lady said, “Are you
sure? It’s really tough!”
“Why not?”, he asked.
The following day at
6am, he opened the
door expecting to see a
totally naked girl. But he
found a mad woman
instead.
The mad woman said,
“If I catch you, I will
sleep with you!”
That week, the man
lost 40kg.
Keep laughing pals


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Sunday, April 9, 2017

Glo 4G LTE Guys check if your smart phone is eligible

Glo 4G LTE Guys check if your smart phone is eligible


Just at the time when you think MTN 4G LTE has taken over, Glo surfaces with their own 4G LTE like a dream in the night. Now you’ll appreciate the value of huge data for lesser price.
Though I’ve seen this coming for a very long time with my microscopic eyes and now it has coming into reality. I’m pretty sure before November ending, Etisalat will come out of the shadow 4G LTE mode.
Glo 4G LTE Services is now live in 9 Major Cities. The cities are:-
Lagos, Abuja, PHC, Jos, Yola, Zaria, Benin, Warri and Eket. Other states are coming soon.
How Can I Know if its in my City?
Dial *777# and select 4G LTE coverage.
Glo 4G LTE Data Plans.
Below are the Glo 4G LTE Data Plans that will be suitable for LTE users
1.6GB for N500 (7 Days Validity)
3.2GB for N1000 (30 days validity)
7.5GB for N2000 (30 days)
10GB for N2500 (30 days validity)
12GB for N3000 (30 days validity)
I must sincerely congratulate Glo for this move, they may be slow like snail but they are moving.
The only complain I’m expecting to see onward from you is that your Glo 10GB data doesn’t last a week because the speed will blow the data away.
#Airtel NG what are you waiting for?
Is Glo 4G LTE available in your location?
Please use the comment form to share your Glo 4G LTE experience.


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Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Mid joke of the week dont laugh alone guys hahah ous

Mid joke of the week dont laugh alone guys hahah ous


I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629." 

 A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

 A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isnt paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how youre thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how youre thinking!"
 
Hahaha Lol share with pals or u the comment box below for funny talks.
Keep laughing guys....


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